Now multply this by 10,20,100 clients at big banks with deals that can be billions of dollars with teams that don't need to be huge without the need for high fixed costs you end up getting very smart people who get very good and finding those companies even if the lifestyle sucks. Hiring someone to play on a recreational company team? Most of us have enough of a high level education to understand that economics has evolved from the early/mid-80's to what obama is trying to do now. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/veronica-vain-wall-street-porn-star/. Gets destroyed. Of course, I'm still irrationally uncomfortable and nervous whenever I see a red blinking light (Blackberry email) but other than that, all I remember now are the fun times. Asymmetrical knowledge between the clients and us. A pigeon can still put a deposit on a Porsche... ya i came from a top 5 undergrad b-school and an athlete and it took me 8 months to find a job in 2011. when i came in in 07 i thoght i'd have an offer and a 5 figure signing bonus by febuary that year, [–]spitfire9107 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). Supreme hierarchical structure within the firms. Do you think the bankers will be able to defend themselves when the masses inevitably rise up? I swear i replied to this, looks like it didn't post. maybe when im in a comfortable financial place i'll build shit. Oh my god...nothing has made me want to complete the CFA more than having a shot at doing some porn related VC with Veronica Vain... Have a friend in banking there now. [–]jharl 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children). So I guess they're good with clients but just don't give a shit about their juniors? He mentioned that out of his intake, less than half stayed more than a year (I'm assuming this was on the standard two year contract, but I'm happy to be corrected). a great case study in my opinion is the austerity measures in europe and how they're doing and the stimulus in the stats and how were doing. [–]invRice 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). i'm only 17, don't think i'm an idiot for not knowing. make money-> see the world and start a family and a business-> be a politician, [–]sahba 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children). edit: by literally I meant my address is physically on wall street. How much hooking up goes on in i-banks between the men and women? Do you honestly think a blackberry is better than it's competition? Reddit user LitlThisLitlThat's former neighbor never did any yard work. what are my odds of becoming a prop trader with a management degree from an ordinary university (Grant MacEwan, Canada) also how important are university transcripts? Which teams were involved? [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children). my boss was an engineer who worked at GE for years. I can answer some questions to help people out on the career move. I recently had coffee with one of my former summer interns, who (after a stint with us) spent some time at Lazard last year. His effective tax rate should be in the the high 30's low 40's tops. (S&T at a bulge bracket) 8 months of searching later networking did the trick. AMA, http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/13xybd/ive_been_an_investment_banker_working_literally/c78e5xi. cheeper to keep a client than find a new one, [–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child), [–]Dancemanleo 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (6 children). Well, that's a year and a half more experience than most of the people peddling the misconceptions, so I'm not going to write off what he was to say just yet. Err do note, that the CFA exam itself isn't a cakewalk. the retail guys are the one who call docs, lawyers, your rich neighbor and hawk them for the next penny stock that'll make em rich like on boiler room. Totally agree about his tax rate, don't know what the fuck is going on there. I'd rise up with you guys. The Lazy Lawnmower. I personally prefer the real thing. Again, I'm sincerely interested and curious. when a deal is live i'll be in at 830-9 and leave at 10 or 11. im at a small place so its a bit different than the big shops, [–]Icamequicly 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). From what I've seen, the investment banking hours of 120+/week that we hear about has some truth to them but are largely told for dramatic effect. The integrity of those premier exams is intact. Like I said, the MD I knew who moved over said the incompetence extended to the very top so I'm not sure if even MDs are to blame. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. My dad's friend has an mba in finance from columbia university. most girls I end up hooking up with are ~27 28, [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (14 children). Survey any group of business students and you’re sure to come by investment banking internship horror stories. Also, what about law degrees? [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children). That's good. I think they'll have to bring it back. do you pick the kid with a 1510 SAT and a 3.8 or the guy you know with a 1420 and a 3.4? I'm at a small place so my hours aren't bad unless we have a live deal. Thats why the averge American student is wayy more qualified than the average Indian student. read the synopsis of this ama. That level was flat from 2013. [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child), I'd rise up with you guys. My wife works in advertising, and they are largely marketing or communication majors there. How about an interview? However, for the early twenty-somethings with a quantitative mind, a cfa is do-able, along with the first few actuarial exams. Where do you actually work? I think accounting is just as competitive as finance because they're similar and in nyc I think most employers prefer someone with a cpa. ahhh another major I considered was marketing. One intern who spent last summer at a New York investment bank … They work weekends too if they are in groups that have a strong dealflow. From what I've experiences, hiring practices. Send all complaints to epsy. The end of October marks the celebration of tricks, treats, fright fests and ghoulish scares -- but not all horrifying stories are confined to Halloween. leave at 430-5 is. If there was a zombie outbreak, what would be your zombie plan? Also, what are your thoughts on the shrinking bonuses and the fact the industry is shrinking? Men's Health specialist (Fertility/Andrology); Studying effect of COV19 men. Marketing is such a broad major, its hard to say what the demand is- there is demand for smart people in that field. When a fund has say 100M (small-mid size ammount) to invest and you take 5% as a IB fee it adds up to be very profitable. pretty good - how come the AMA? I was interviewing for an ibanking position during the Fall my senior year of college (I attended a top university as well) at a major bank. I must have had 6-8 superdays at serious places like citi and guggenheim on their trading floors. nyu, very clicky and super asian. The guys who don't like obama are gennerally the old school guys, the managing directors or guys who came from conservative families. I was stupid for jumping from the prop to agency side, but was too young to know better, the area I am in sounds really sexy, and it is in reality pretty cool, but a stupid move nonetheless. [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children), [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). my shop doesn't really do anything unethical. Hi Reddit! yeah im considering an ms in hr management from pace university. [–]kevstev 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child). or is finance better? Other groups may be more liberal when it comes to summer dress code, unfortunately were not Your suit jacket is a straitjacket. AMA! To intern at an investment bank these days is to drink the corporate Kool-Aid. Cheating won't get you anywhere either because passing is contingent on work experience. It was during Fall of 2008 so hiring was probably at historically low levels in that particular industry. (Also do note - the arcturial exams I've seen are the Indian ones, and those are an amalgamation of the beasts of hell, the iron man, along with quantum physics. © 2021 reddit inc. All rights reserved. How do you view the difference in our incomes? Are you fattening up your 401k and Roth Ira? Good programmers or Comp Sci guys can make a killing at prop trading firms or at the bulge bracket firms with the right background or interest in finance. | Last updated: 2012-12-03 12:17 UTC. Unless you get a ms or mba or cfa it'll be difficult (not impossible) to apply your specif skill set to a position that would give you an advantage over other applicants. (typed from phone), [–]penfouky 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (3 children). no real sense of community, very cut throat unless you are part of the business frats which are majority asian kids. You clearly did it for the promise of money, and had no idea what you were getting into. How many girls have you actually banged since working on the st? 2020 Incoming Analyst here: Recently heard some horror stories on junior front office IBD/M&A staff treatment and firings at JPM in London. no class, a middle of the road or state education, walking around like they own the place after they make a good trade. Would you recommend it? it gets foggy when you're dealing with bigger deals and trade secrets and peoples jobs in factories thousands of miles away. what are the risks of hiring someone who may not like it and jump ship in 3-6-9 months. In the past, the biggest gripe of interns in investment banks was the long hours. He's a kid and will probably be gone in another year, why would they be giving him stock? you need a good internship in anything finance that summer to get your foot in the door, then the following summer you should aim to be in a division or sector in finance you want, summer post jr year you aim for the firm and team you want and if you do a good job you should be a lock in for an offer. [–]rae1988 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (5 children). Not to mention another round of graduates being dumped on an already saturated job market in the industry. I also came from a middle of the pack State University. 119. And it has tons of crazy stories like the 11 you're about to read. Going to have to hold off on buying the yacht for awhile. Lazard was a client of mine and their incompetence goes further than just their mis-management of their employees but also their contracts. Actual effective tax rate would be a decent bit lower. These are tax-advantaged programs, sponsored by states, that … ... Investment banking analyst. long story short, nerves got the best of me because i wanted it too much and i choked when i got questions like whats 24x24 and such. You should ask for a raise my friend. Never actually got a chance to sit down and just study something. I'm not trading derivatives or front running clients or any complex shit so it's not in my best interest to fuck anyone over. Kinda cool talking to guys who could be my dad that run businesses, there's a lot to learn. Mostly making powerpoints and building models of senarious for when managing directors go to the client so they can point to our work and say "this is why we think you should ask for X ammount from investors at X price" in equity or debt or whatever product. [–]LePetitAlpha 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children), I work and have worked in a similar realm. We ( u/ScheisskopfFTW and u/PrestigeWombat ) are back for our 3rd AMA about Lily, Lily's List, our life and journey of having a medically fragile child, having to be bereaved parents, building our family to have a non-affected child that became successful, and how Lily's List has done during the COVID-19 Pandemic. Would you ever consider going into developmental economics or public policy after you "retire"? I agree to my personal data being stored and used to receive this content * submit. I need to feel better about myself. There are many misconceptions and may things that are legit fucked up about the industry. According to him, the hours were brutal, even for Wall Street. Do you think you are putting the degree to decent use? 20 Short Horror Stories From Reddit That Are Way Better Than Most Horror Movies You’ve Ever Watched ... Keith made up a story about where … ABS in life settlements might be a good place to start, [–]rae1988 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (12 children). The loss of trading jobs is particularly brutal to those laid off- you are talking about guys who were making deep in the six figures, who are let go and then realize they have zero marketable or useful skills outside their niche. if a deal goes well and a company is able to take their operations to the next level as a result of the money we helped them raise then yes. [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (4 children), i suppose i should have said 52% after whilholdings. Asset management refers to the management of assets that could involve investments like equity, fixed income securities, real estate, global investments, etc. they'll pick maybe 6 guys wiht 4.0's some athletes and a handfull they remember from the networkign events. Since I'm not from a top B school, or even a mid-range school, how could I get in? Thanks. tough to say, you'd be up against some stiff competition. It doesn't change the top tier college exams though, the IITs for example, have a brutal exam, getting to the top is not possible with cheating. To be honest, I hate working at big firms. When I think of my worst investment mistakes, two stories stick out in my mind. If it must remain confidential, you can. Rendered by PID 9339 on r2-app-03241d7cbea327854 at 2021-01-06 12:47:38.785887+00:00 running 15b6a67 country code: US. Not a hard job actually. From what I know, it is very very difficult to break into banking at any level. Anyone brave enough to plumb the depths of Reddit can find endless testimonials of creepy and outright terrifying events that have seemingly befallen everyone to ever use the Web. We have a fund that we have a good relationship with that passes us deals from their international clients. In the Internet age, stories of “real life” horror abound. The card, which targets consumers with poor credit, was Riss' lifeline after she'd gone through bankruptcy to pay medical expenses But her rate went from an introductory 29.9% to 79.9%. Would you do it all over again?/ If you could go back to being in high school, what would you do differently. A few years ago, Americans were told of India and china making large armies of engineers. Lisa Du Jun 20, 2012, 11:39 PM ... and asked them to share their best stories about their worst bosses. You Can Now Read Other People’s Banking Horror Stories. I am Justin Kan, cofounder of Twitch (world's biggest live-streaming platform). if anything, you have a leg up because you have a quant background. Hi, I’m Martyn Clark, CEO of Gadfly, a consultancy that works with directors of large corporations, and author of LOVE INCORPORATED, a book about how we need to radically rethink how business is done. Alexis Goldstein. and join one of thousands of communities. Ask me anything! Source- I've studied In both countries, worked finance in a startup founded by ex Merrill people. You can check the following - IIT-JEE, CAT(for management) are hard core. I notice a lot of folks in this sub wanting to break into IB, undergraduates and seasoned professionals alike. A Shoebox of Penny Stocks and Other Investing Horror Stories Ignore your financial advisor and dump your cash on a whim – and you're likely … When the user couldn't stand the out-of-control grass … FINRA is a bitch to have a membership in because they can do whatever they want and you are guilty until proven innocent. How true is this. If you have a strong background in a computer science field and like finance definitely go for it. That means of the 30% who pass level one to take level two end up failing, and so on. I interviewed for mostly S&T roles. Luckily, as time passes, the 100 hour weeks just blend together and the pain has gone away. [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child), [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children), [–]ehs4290 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child), [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (4 children). Those IBankers need to be very good at finding companies will make money and need money to make money. Often culture forms over time. [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (6 children), IMO there's always gonna be a need for HR people regardless of the economy. big insurance firm) for the next tiers of actuarial exams, which gets you pay raises but... thats 70-90 hours a week. [–]Mjs157 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child). I mean, I don't even understand what you do very well - for all I know you're contributing more to mankind than I am. i'm not gonna say the firm because the internet scares me but its in the middle of wall street. just show you're interested in the field by knowing whats going on in the relevant markets to the T and you should be good. Studied finance as a way to protect myself with money when things go to shit. 1. [–]d-nj -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (2 children). Not hiring sorry guy. [–]kevstev 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (9 children). Its not that hard to climb the ladder if you work reasonably hard. i know some relationships in the banks, it works because the lifestyles are the same and most of the client facing people are good looking. when so many qualified people apply for teh same job it becomes a crapshoot on who gets hired unless you can stand out on a personal level. I can’t help but think IB is put on some pedestal in the Finance world, especially r/FinancialCareers . The data you're referring to is likely the analysis of the quality of Indian and Chinese engineers being churned out. It was like seeing a shelter dog - she'd flinch every time the phone rang in the evenings like it was a portent of doom. is this what "technology analyst" entails? Which is more in demand in nyc marketing, hr, finance, or accounting and why? Do you have any proof that you're actually in banking? [–]kzhs 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children), http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120718315926985109.html. Also, have you built a safe room yet for this eventuality? I've been an investment banker working literally on Wall Street since I graduated 19 months ago. if you get into the right algo fund i'd imagine you can make well north of 100k. Am I missing something? Apparently he never got an answer. thanks for clarifying this. Because most jobs after graduation require two years experience. My friend is about to graduate with a bachelors in finance from baruch any tips for him to make it on wall st? but remember I'm just a 24 yr old lowly analyst so what do i know. Presumably you'd be putting some of your own money in the stock market. How necessary is it to get an internship in your first year of college if you dont plan on working on wall street? I calculate that even if you were taxed every dollar at the highest rate(not taking into account the progressive nature of all 3 income taxes you pay) and included both halves of payroll tax as if you you were a contractor. I'm the type that came from the 1st batch. If you can nail your CS major and show you have an interest in finance they'll teach you all the other shit. Literally. AMA (self.IAmA). It is a parasitic bureaucracy that thrives on useless paperwork and platitudes. Lack of knowledge with VBA/C++/SQL and the like are actually disqualifying me from a lot of the trading jobs I could have applied for 5 or 10 years ago. As a VP at Lazard, he'd been working Analyst hours, day in, day out. If he's coming from a non-target school he'll either need to network his balls off or try to move up from the back office. Perhaps one day I’ll start an adult industry-centered venture capital fund. His spelling is WAY worse than yours and he's in his mid-fifties. ss ya i wanna be a politician. You cannot possibly be serious with that spelling of scenarios. Why would he be getting capital gains? Guess the guy isn't here. [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children), absolutely. I swear I'm not trying to be condescending, but I'm an engineer, trained in one of the finest engineering schools in Europe, have more than twice your experience (time-wise) and am currently repairing bridges to help lift an African nation out of poverty - I'm making less than 30k dollars per year. Banks are huge, most JD's are very very useful in compliance divisions to be sure we are following the regulations. Free Exclusive Report: 57-page guide with the action plan you need to break into investment banking - how to tell your story, network, craft a winning resume, and dominate your interviews. ahh back in the glory days... [–]D3FSE 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). For this Halloween, we asked some foremost financiers and voices of reason to dig deep into the depths of despair, to find their worst investment horror stories, and relive them here, on these pages, and share the lessons they learned, to help you, retail investors, steer clear of these pitfalls and bypass the descent into the madness of financial disaster. My major is human resources managmenet you think thats a better field for employment in nyc? I had to look up what superday meant. You must be referring to the investment banking horror stories! Almost 50 bankers in Hong Kong and Singapore have left in the past six months, or about 30 per cent of the investment banking workforce before the departures.. Read more at straitstimes.com. NYC is extremely competitive. However, I'd imagine the average investment banker has drastically less time to study for the exams versus the average actuary.. A focus in undergrad Actuarial science should net you a job in ~6 months, 70-90k, then your doing 20-30 hours of studying for the next several years (e.g. So priceless I had to post it. Got greedy and lost it all. For example, if planning for the income needs of a spouse is your priority, then you can leverage a $500,000 investment by turning it into a $1.5 million death benefit – payable to your spouse tax-free. you can get by with a 3.0 without killing yourself. It helped me immensely during my interview process and definitely plays a factor when i interview and hire people. Or are those sort of pointless to care about when you're making 100k? if you do a good job and you make the firm moolah, mid 6 fig doesnt sound crazy to me, [–]Marylandman101 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (5 children), [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (4 children), there are two main players, retail brokers and institutional brokers. Welcome to r/Finance! [–]spitfire9107 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (7 children). A friend who works on wall st told me theres only 2 types of people that work on wall st. I'm expecting in 5 years I'll be making mid six figures so then i'll put some away for a house, kids, ect... [–]sahba 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (8 children). You dont get the "FUCK MEEE" nose burn or euphoria with adds. [–]kevstev 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). Except instead of 3 levels, there are 9 total levels. I'd wager you bring a lot more utility to the world than I, but society (or at least large American corporations) doesn't seem to agree. People who have a master's and cfa. sometimes. if you are certain IB is what you wanna do then try to leverage your family or friend relationships so you can get somethign that shows an interest in finance. Is this still a thing? It's far from guaranteed but if I do a good job it is in line with the career path I'm on. 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